Sunday, November 26, 2006

A two-minute history lesson

Another Sunday night and another long Thanksgiving weekend ends in a flash.

This morning I walked Ilsa the wonder dog to Patriot’s Park, which is described on the Historic River Towns of Westchester website thusly:

“Exactly on the border between Tarrytown and Sleepy Hollow and next door to the Warner Library, the park features a statue of John Paulding. Commemorating the capture by Paulding and his fellow patriots, Isaac Van Wart and David Williams, of the British spy John André. He was seized while attempting to return to New York City with plans of West Point, given to him by the American traitor Benedict Arnold. It is an ideal spot in which to enjoy a picnic (or delicatessen) lunch and allow the children to let off steam at the playground.”

It’s also a great place to jog with your dog. The sloped oval gets the old heart rate up quicker than a Starbuck's espresso. I've made a habit of visiting with Ilsa in the early morning hours, cleaning up any doggie business (the park provides scoop bags as a courtesy) and leaving before the grounds are peopled to any extent. Saturdays you can watch the local farmer's market set up shop.

Living in Sleepy Hollow nearly 8 months now, I feel like I’m just beginning to get a handle on the neighborhood. And what a ‘hood it is, steeped in early American history, quite the success story in multiracial cohabitation, and home to one of the most surreal karaoke nights anywhere. Stay tuned for more local coverage in posts to come.

I gotta go iron some shirts because another four-day weekend has ended what feels like two days too soon.

Until next time, here's something to get you juiced for the return of “Rocky Balboa.” Go ahead, click that link and watch the trailer. Listen to the first four bars of that theme song and tell me the "boy am I psyched!" vibe isn't coursing through your being.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

A tale of two turkeys

Yuck.

OK, so it’s not the best word to lead a Thanksgiving Day post. It is nonetheless a perfectly concise response to today’s weather. Walking Ilsa the wonder dog along Beekman Avenue here in Sleepy Hollow this morning, an insistent frigid sprinkle slowly dampened any notion I’d be driving into Manhattan to photograph the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.

Picking up today’s paper and plopping some loose change into the dish that sits alongside rows of lottery tickets at the corner newspaper/ magazine/coffee/Lotto/used VHS film shop, I felt like I’d just woke up after a night in a cold clammy sleeping bag. None of the early morning regulars -- all men nearly or clearly retired -- puffed away on smokes outside the corner shop today. Instead they all gathered by the fountain counter, more animated in talk and gesture than I could ever be at that hour.

A Nor’easter continues to creep up on us and at the parade this year the city has taken precautions -- lest any of 13 balloons decide to get frisky under potential high winds. CBS just showed Scooby Doo, his inflated nose close to the rain-slicked Broadway pavement, oblivious to the hearty and intrepid souls cheering from the sidelines. Now Humpty Dumpty floats by upside down, appearing frozen in the moment of his great fall, a mere second from his destined crack-up.

Watching that old careless egghead I think of Michael Richards, the first time I saw his uncensored racist tirade this week on You Tube, and my very first reaction to it -- there goes the franchise. Yes it was that bad. But enough on that. This is Thanksgiving after all.

This Thanksgiving I’m grateful for my health, my crazy family, Ilsa the wonder dog, polite neighbors, and the US military that protects our freedom. I’m grateful for the cursed stubbornness of George W. Bush, and the hint he gave this week that bold, nose-to-the ground idealism may yet prevail in our approach to the crisis in Iraq:

“We strongly condemn the assassination today in Lebanon of Pierre Gemayel.

"We support the Siniora government and its democracy and we support the Lebanese people's desire to live in peace and we support their efforts to defend their democracy against attempts by Syria, Iran and allies to foment instability and violence in that important country.”

The Internet news item reporting those remarks, which Bush made to soldiers in Hawaii during a stopover on his way back from Asia, also noted that “Bush did not apportion direct blame but called for an investigation into ‘those people and those forces’ behind the killing of the anti-Syrian Christian leader."

Reading those words, I couldn’t help but think that maybe, just maybe -- all chattering in the blogosphere to the contrary -- Dubya may be fixing to get tough in Iraq rather than succumb to the wishes of flavor-of-the- month pragmatists whose realpolitik approach also took a Humpty-Dumpty tumble this week.

Gobble gobble, and all best wishes to my readers for a happy and festive day. Remember the troops!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

"Borat? Not so much."

If I should fall from grace with god
Where no doctor can relieve me
If I'm buried 'neath the sod
But the angels won't receive me

Let me go boys
Let me go boys
Let me go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry
—"If I Should Fall From Grace With God," Shane MacGowan


Not that I’m a big follower of the weekly box-office receipts for newly released major motion pictures, but this week’s ranking is worth noting as ‘Borat’ drops 2 notches to the #3 slot:

“No. 3 was Fox's spoof Borat, expanding into 2,611 theaters and taking in another $4.9 mil Friday its third week out. That's down 50% from last week; its cume now stands at $81 mil. (Although most of that money may wind up going to lawyers to fight all those lawsuits since there's a new one announced every day as the Borat backlash grows and grows.)”

What’s the lesson from all this? Well for one, never trust a so-called satire whose premise hinges on the reassurance that its creator really is an upstanding guy.

In the case of ‘Borat’, many critics who praised the film have noted factual tidbits about Sacha Baron Cohen, apparently as a way to justify his unique brand of comic thuggery — for example, that he is “an observant Jew.” Now what’s that all about? Is it some new postmodern take on “Some of my best friends are [fill in the blank]”?

From one Sean Burns, writing for Philadelphia Weekly, we also get this:

“The Cambridge-educated Cohen wrote his thesis on Jewish involvement in the American civil rights movement. Intolerance is his white whale, but crudeness is his secret weapon.”

As a justification for this:

“Cohen's meanest (and neatest) trick is using a variety of false pretenses to lure unsuspecting everyday folks into close encounters with the clueless Kazakhstani — just to film what happens next.”

What Burns coyly refrains from mentioning is what Cohen himself coyly omits from his film. As New York Times columnist David Brooks noted last week (see Thursday’s post for his entire column):

“The genius of Sacha Baron Cohen’s performance is his sycophantic reverence for his audience, his refusal to challenge the sacred cows of the educated bourgeoisie. During the movie, Borat ridicules Pentecostals, gun owners, car dealers, hicks, humorless feminists, the Southern gentry, Southern frat boys, and rodeo cowboys. A safer list it is impossible to imagine.”

So what we get from Cohen is a “reality-based” farce in service to a glaringly obvious agenda: namely, to showcase the people of red-state, Bush-supporting America as the unclean rabble. It’s this agenda — perhaps even more than the “genius” of Sacha Baron Cohen — that explains the film’s immense popularity in Europe and among the Angry Left, as well as the many favorable reviews appearing in the left-leaning mainstream media.

Burns writes that ‘Borat’ was “[c]ulled from a mountain of footage under the supervision of director Larry Charles.” If that’s so, why is the running time only 85 minutes? Could it be there just wasn’t a heck of a lot of material to support the “reality” Cohen wishes to foist on his audience?

For me, this is the fundamental problem — and danger — of so-called reality entertainment. What we’re talking about is not reality at all but rather the point of view of the filmmakers, ie, the reality they want us to believe. It’s not much of a stretch going from here to Leni Riefenstahl. Let’s not forget that she too was a brilliant filmmaker in service to a cause.

There’s another force at play in the ‘Borat’ phenomenon: class. I went to see the film based on favorable reviews I read in the online editions of the Wall Street Journal and National Review, two publications we’d all agree are more red state than blue state in their political outlook. After seeing for myself Cohen’s bias at work, I was puzzled why neither review mentioned it. Later I learned that Sacha Baron Cohen shares the same type of background one would expect to find among writers for those elite publications: well-to-do family, private school education, a brief stint at Goldman Sachs, the prestigious investment banking firm. Who says the old boy network is dead?

I wonder how ‘Borat’ would have been received had it been made by a largely self-taught, evangelical high-school dropout?

Finally, can we please stop comparing Sacha Baron Cohen to Lenny Bruce, Groucho Marx, Peter Sellers, and the Three Stooges? If Lenny Bruce had made this film, do you really think he would have let Pamela Anderson in on the joke before filming her scene, as Cohen reportedly did? No way, Jose. Lenny Bruce was an equal-opportunity offender.

To steal a label from the rich, Sacha Baron Cohen is “N.O.K.” He’s precisely the kind of person the Three Stooges would have pummeled with pies.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Bravo, David Brooks

Today I was going to write about the film, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Then I found, to my deligthful surprise, that New York Times columnist David Brooks today says it all for me perfectly, down to the last word. His column is not accessible to those who don't subscribe to "Times Select." But it deserves to be read by millions of average Joes like me. So I reproduce it hear for my readers, in its entirety:

The Heyday of Snobbery

By DAVID BROOKS
Published: November 16, 2006

And so we enter the era of mass condescension. Thanks to the creativity of our cultural entrepreneurs, we enter a time when we can gather in large groups and look down at our mental, social and spiritual inferiors.

In retrospect, it’s easy to see how this cultural moment crept up on us. There is “American Idol,” which allows the millions to watch Simon Cowell ridicule people who don’t realize how talentless they are. There is the middle segment of “The Daily Show,” during which correspondents sometimes go out and use postmodern interviewing techniques to humiliate rural goobers who think they were abducted by aliens or some such.

Then there is the rise of culture-war comedians whose jokes heap scorn on the sorts of people who are guaranteed not to be in the audience. (“Megachurches,” Bill Maher joked recently on HBO, “are presided over by the same skeevy door-to-door Bible salesmen that we’ve always had, just in an age of better technology. But they’re selling the same thing: fear. Fear to keep you in line.”

One could list other precursors and signs of the times: network magazine shows that taught TV professionals to use the power of ambush and editing to dominate their non-media-savvy prey; the “Jackass” movies, which acclimatized audiences to the mixture of suffering and laughter. But, of course, the crowning glory of the current moment is the “Borat” movie, an explosively funny rube-baiting session orchestrated by a hilarious bully.

The genius of Sacha Baron Cohen’s performance is his sycophantic reverence for his audience, his refusal to challenge the sacred cows of the educated bourgeoisie. During the movie, Borat ridicules Pentecostals, gun owners, car dealers, hicks, humorless feminists, the Southern gentry, Southern frat boys, and rodeo cowboys. A safer list it is impossible to imagine.

Cohen understands that when you are telling socially insecure audiences they are superior to their fellow citizens there is no need to be subtle. He also understands that any hint of actually questioning the cultural suppositions of his ticket-buyers — say by ridiculing the pretensions of somebody at a Starbucks or a Whole Foods Market — would fatally mar the self-congratulatory aura of the enterprise.

Cohen also knows how to rig an unfair fight, and to then ring maximum humiliation and humor out of each situation. The core of his movie is that he and his audience know he is playing a role, and this gives him, and them, power over the less sophisticated stooges who don’t. The world becomes divided between the club of those who are in on the joke, and the excluded rubes who aren’t. The more tolerant the simpletons try to be toward Borat, the more he drags them into the realm of anti-Semitism and vileness. The more hospitable they try to be, the dumber they appear for not understanding the situation.

In a society as fluid as ours, snobbery is constantly changing form, and in the latest wave of condescension media, various strains come together. We Jews know all about Borat’s Jewish snobbery — based on the assumption that Middle America’s acceptance of Jews must be a mirage, and that underneath every Rotarian there must be a Cossack about to unleash a continental pogrom.

There’s also that distinct style of young person’s snobbery. Young people haven’t accomplished much yet so they can only elevate themselves by endlessly celebrating their own superior sensibilities. Finally, there’s blue America snobbery, as people on the coasts try to fathom those who would vote for George W. Bush. The only logical explanation is that they are racist, anti-Semitic idiots who can be blamelessly ridiculed.

I suspect this wave of condescension media will repel as many people as it thrills. But it does illustrate an interesting shift in the culture.

Eighty years ago, H. L. Mencken’s magazines, The Smart Set and The American Mercury, ridiculed exactly the same targets as today’s condescension mavens: evangelicals, Middle American boobs, etc. (I actually think today’s comedians are funnier than Mencken, though that may be a matter of taste.)

Then, the condescending Menckenites were a small, educated sect, much less popular than the romantics who celebrated the Middle American common man in novels, movies and fanfares. Now, however, the Mencken sensibility is a mass phenomenon, found on networks and in multiplexes all across the country. We’ve democratized snobbery and turned it into a consumption item for the vast educated class. Popular culture has traveled from “The Grapes of Wrath” to Borat the magnificent.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

The center holds

Stop the world I want to get off! My my...these days I feel like I'm not so much watching the wheels as I'm stuck in the spokes.

So American voters showed the Republicans the door this week, awarding the Democrats with majorities in the House and Senate. Well, it serves the GOP right, in my arrogant, conservative Democratic opinion. This year's elections weren't just about Iraq. The war might have undone Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, but Joe Lieberman's easy victory in Connecticut over wuss Ned Lamont trumps any far-leftist notion that Americans across the board have grown weak in the knees in the war against radical Islamists. And make no mistake about it: there’s no separating Iraq from that war. Say what you will about our reasons for going in; today that's all simply irrelevant, because Iraq is now the central front in the major ideological struggle of the 21st century.

Don’t take my word for it. This is what some guy named al-Muhajir said on behalf of al-Qaida in Iraq last week after the elections and the resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld: "The al-Qaida army has 12,000 fighters in Iraq, and they have vowed to die for God's sake. We will not rest from our Jihad until we are under the olive trees of Rumieh and we have blown up the filthiest house — which is called the White House."

I hope Nancy Pelosi is listening.

This year’s election wasn’t a referendum on the war so much as it was a reaction by the American public to the culture of corruption and pork that has thrived on the Republicans' watch. The outcome was a much-needed correction, and one not without precedent in the history of second-term American presidencies. Democracy is alive and well in the USA. Is this a great country, or what?

Now if the Democrats get smart and move away from the far-leftist old guard of Kennedy, Dean, Rangel, et al, they just might start bringing back to the fold the likes of others like me who believe in the “party of the little guy” but don’t expect – or want – a free lunch from Washington. Get aggressive in dealing with the biggest threat to our national security since the Nazis. Work to level the playing field so small businesses have a better chance of competing. Respect our faith, ban late-term abortions, pass the president’s immigration proposal, and let us keep our guns, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be rewarded with the White House – in 2012. Obama-rama, anyone?

As for 2008, today I think it’s McCain’s race to lose.

End note:

I’m no longer living in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC. These days I'm 7 months and 25 miles from the city, living in a perfectly serene little Hudson River enclave that has exploded into fall color. Perfect strangers say "good morning" to me as I walk my dog in the predawn chill. Sunlight floods my freshly painted home office, and the long, winding and bucolic bicycle trails around here are nothing short of fantastic. Do I miss the Big Town? You bet I do.

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